New "Magic Mike" Stills in Ascending Order of Hotness
Saturday, June 9, 2012 at 9:00AM It's annoying that Magic Mike did not premiere in the Lusty Month of May and even more annoying that it did not premiere for my birthday. But at least it's arriving at the tail end of Gay Pride Month, because oglers of male beauty (aka roughly 70% ? of the population including gayz, women, and straight men who aren't insecure about such things) should thank the gays for this new era of male objectification. Unrealistic self-punishing beauty standards aren't just for women anywhere. Hooray.... ?
If someone will collect all the stills and trailers and clips into one YouTube reel maybe none of us will even need to see the movie. What? Studios release way too much pre-release material. We still don't know if Magic Mike the movie is any good or not but I did hear from a reader who loved the test screening he saw (especially Chan's dancing), adding:
I'm watching this 6 times and concentrating on one hot body per viewing.
LOL. If everyone interested does that, Channing Tatum will easily have his third $100 million blockbuster of the year.
20 new stills after the jump in totally subjective factual order of hotness. Here we go.